…noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor.

The doctor told them to start writing things down so they wouldn’t forget.

They went home and the old woman told her husband to bring her a bowl of ice cream. “She said, “You might want to write this down.

He said, “No, I remember that you wanted a bowl of ice cream.

So the wife told her husband that she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. “Write that down,” she said to him.

“No, no, I remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream,” he said again.

Then the old woman said she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. She said to her husband, “Write that down.

Again he said, “No, I understand. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top.”

He went to get the ice cream and spent an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes.
He comes to his wife and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.

The old woman looks at the plate for a while, then looks at her husband and asks,

“Where’s the toast?”

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you.”

The husband texted back to her: “I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”

Source: viralgfdiy