elderly – echowoven.com https://echowoven.com Wed, 21 Aug 2024 06:56:55 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 https://echowoven.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/favicon_alternatech-60x60.png elderly – echowoven.com https://echowoven.com 32 32 An Elderly Man, 82, Just Returned From The Doctor’s https://echowoven.com/an-elderly-man-82-just-returned-from-the-doctors/ https://echowoven.com/an-elderly-man-82-just-returned-from-the-doctors/#respond Wed, 21 Aug 2024 06:56:55 +0000 https://echowoven.com/?p=77633 An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s and learned he didn’t have long to live.

He called together the three most important people in his life:

  • His Doctor
  • His Priest
  • His Lawyer

“I’ve just found out that I don’t have much time left,” he said.

“I’ve called you here because you’re the most important people in my life, and I need to ask a favor. I’m giving each of you an envelope with $50,000 inside. When I pass away, I’d like you to throw the money into my grave.”

After the man passed on, the three met up and discussed what they had done.

The doctor said,

“I have to admit, I kept $10,000 to cover some unpaid medical bills, but I threw the remaining $40,000 into the grave as he asked.”

The priest said,

“I must confess, I kept $25,000 for the church, but I did put the other $25,000 into the grave.”

The lawyer was shocked.

“I’m surprised at you two! I wrote a check for the full amount and threw it all in!”

]]> https://echowoven.com/an-elderly-man-82-just-returned-from-the-doctors/feed/ 0 An Elderly Lady Was Invited To An Old Friend’s Home For Dinner https://echowoven.com/an-elderly-lady-was-invited-to-an-old-friends-home-for-dinner/ https://echowoven.com/an-elderly-lady-was-invited-to-an-old-friends-home-for-dinner/#respond Sun, 28 Jul 2024 08:02:43 +0000 https://echowoven.com/?p=74593 An elderly lady was invited to an old friend’s home for dinner one evening

She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as:

Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.

The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her hostess to say,

‘I think it’s wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names.

The elderly lady hung her head.

‘I have to tell you the truth,’

she said,

‘his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I’m scared to death to ask the cranky old a$shole what his name is.’

]]> https://echowoven.com/an-elderly-lady-was-invited-to-an-old-friends-home-for-dinner/feed/ 0 The 95-Year-Old Woman At The Nursing Home. https://echowoven.com/the-95-year-old-woman-at-the-nursing-home/ https://echowoven.com/the-95-year-old-woman-at-the-nursing-home/#respond Sat, 20 Jul 2024 10:00:09 +0000 https://echowoven.com/?p=73485 The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members.

“How are you feeling?” the visitor asked.

“Oh,” said the lady,

“I’m just worried sick!”

“What are you worried about, dear?” her friend asked.

“You look like you are in good health. They are taking care of yourself, aren’t they?”

“Yes, they are taking very good care of me.”

“Well, what are you worried about?” her friend asked again.

The lady leaned back in her rocking chair and slowly explained her major worry.

“Every close friend I ever had has already died and gone on to heaven. I am afraid they are all wondering where I went!”

Source: viralgfdiy

]]> https://echowoven.com/the-95-year-old-woman-at-the-nursing-home/feed/ 0 An Old Lady Wanted To Withdraw Money From A Bank https://echowoven.com/an-old-lady-wanted-to-withdraw-money-from-a-bank/ https://echowoven.com/an-old-lady-wanted-to-withdraw-money-from-a-bank/#respond Fri, 12 Jul 2024 09:17:17 +0000 https://echowoven.com/?p=73218 The old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw £10”.
The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than £100, please use the ATM.”
The old lady wanted to know why.
The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance.
She nodded her head, leaned down, and respectfully told her, “You have £300,000 in your account, but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?”
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.
The teller told her any amount up to £3000.
“Well please let me have £3000 now.”
The teller, with a kind smile, handed £3000 to her.
The old lady put £10 in her purse and said,
“Please deposit this £2990 back into my account.”

Moral of the story:
Don’t mess with senior citizens. The elderly people are clever and know how to get what they want!

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