marriagefunnystory – echowoven.com https://echowoven.com Tue, 17 Dec 2024 10:18:09 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 https://echowoven.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/favicon_alternatech-60x60.png marriagefunnystory – echowoven.com https://echowoven.com 32 32 A Man Asked His Wife What She Wanted For Her 40th Birthday https://echowoven.com/a-man-asked-his-wife-what-she-wanted-for-her-40th-birthday/ https://echowoven.com/a-man-asked-his-wife-what-she-wanted-for-her-40th-birthday/#respond Mon, 29 Jul 2024 06:18:07 +0000 https://echowoven.com/?p=74718 A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday

“I’d like to be six again,” she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up early and they went to a local amusement park.

What a day! He took her on every ride in the park: Death Slide, Scream Loop, Wall of Horror, everything! Wow!

Five hours later, dizzy and sick to his stomach, he staggered out of the amusement park.

They went straight to McDonald’s and her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then they went to the movies – it was the latest Disney movie and what an amazing adventure!

Finally, she returned home with her husband and collapsed on the bed.

Her husband leaned over and asked her affectionately: “So, honey, what was it like to be six years old again?”

The woman looked up wearily and said;

“You fool, I meant my dress size.”

The moral of the story is this:

If a woman speaks and a man is really listening, he will still misunderstand.

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A Husband And Wife Playing A Game https://echowoven.com/a-husband-and-wife-playing-a-game/ https://echowoven.com/a-husband-and-wife-playing-a-game/#respond Wed, 17 Jul 2024 17:31:23 +0000 https://echowoven.com/?p=73339 451636481 1008253037624064 5854831104248248358 n

WIFE: Honey let’s play a game

HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about?

WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.
If you run in the wrong direction, you’ll give me all your salary for this month

HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I’ll have your salary too right?

WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!

HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)

Wife: are you ready

Husband: Yes ready

WIFE: TURKEY

It’s been 4 HOURS NOW…

The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird

Moral lesson… After God, Fear Wife!

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