old woman – echowoven.com https://echowoven.com Fri, 09 Aug 2024 03:43:13 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 https://echowoven.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/favicon_alternatech-60x60.png old woman – echowoven.com https://echowoven.com 32 32 A 75-Year-Old Woman Had One Hobby https://echowoven.com/a-75-year-old-woman-had-one-hobby/ https://echowoven.com/a-75-year-old-woman-had-one-hobby/#respond Fri, 09 Aug 2024 03:43:13 +0000 https://echowoven.com/?p=76209 A 75-year-old woman had one hobby – she loved to fish.

She was sitting in his boat the other day when she heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.’

She looked around and couldn’t see anyone.

She thought she was dreaming when she heard the voice say again,

‘Pick me up!’ She looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The woman said, ‘Are you talking to me?’

The frog said, ‘Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me; and I’ll turn into the most beautiful man you have ever seen. I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your groom!’

The woman looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in her shirt pocket.

The frog said, ‘What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said?’

I said, ‘Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful husband.’ She opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

‘Nah. At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.’ With age – comes wisdom!

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Super Funny: An 80-Year-Old Woman Was Able To Give Birth To A Baby https://echowoven.com/super-funny-an-80-year-old-woman-was-able-to-give-birth-to-a-baby/ https://echowoven.com/super-funny-an-80-year-old-woman-was-able-to-give-birth-to-a-baby/#respond Sun, 21 Jul 2024 02:13:33 +0000 https://echowoven.com/?p=73581 With all the new technology regarding fertility,

An 80-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit.

“May we see the new baby?” One of them asked.

“Not yet.” Said the mother.

“I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.”

Another half-hour passed before another relative asked.

“May we see the new baby now?”

“No, not yet.” Said the mother.

A while later and again the guests asked.

“May we see the baby now?”

“No, not yet.” Replied the mother.

Growing impatient, they asked.

“Well, when can we see the baby?”

“When it cries.” She told them.

“When it cries?” They gasped.

“Why do we have to wait until it cries?”

“Because I forgot where I put it.”

Source: viralgfdiy

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