Whether this story is true or not, it’s gone viral on the internet. It’s no wonder so many people wanted to share this hilarious and pointed story – now more than ever, it seems we need to be reminded that we can’t take our money with us to the grave!

This story is about a modern-day Scrooge. He worked hard all his life and refused to spend his money on anything but what was necessary for himself to survive. He counted every penny to grow his savings. He even went so far as to express to his wife he wanted to be buried with his money because he loved it more than anything in the world.

Before he passed away, he said to his wife, “Listen up! When I die, I want you to put all of my hard-earned money into the casket with me before I’m buried. Wherever I end up in the afterlife, I want to take my money with me. ”

His wife, being the kindhearted woman she was, wanted to respect her husband’s wishes. However, hearing her husband’s most selfish request must have hurt her. Nevertheless, the man guilted his wife into promising him he would leave this life with his money in hand.

When the woman’s husband eventually died, the decision to honor his request was difficult on multiple levels. Not only was it hard for her to realize her husband was so selfish, but the woman now lived on a fixed income. She could’ve certainly used his money to help herself and those around her. But, the promise she made to her husband weighed heavy on her heart. This wise woman came up with a clever plan to make everyone happy!

The day of the funeral came, and the woman was in the front row being consoled by her best friend. At the end of the ceremony, the widow, dressed in black stood and said, “Wait a minute!”

Now came the moment of truth. Would she obey her husband’s wishes? Her best friend watched in disbelief as the widow carried out her promise. The woman knew she couldn’t live with the guilt of breaking the promise to her husband. She clutched a shoebox tightly in her hands and finally placed it in the casket with her husband’s body right before it was taken away.

Her friend had seen enough and needed to know what decision was made. She said to the woman, “I hope I didn’t put any money in there with that selfish man!”

The loyal widow smiled and responded, “Yes, I promised him I would. I’m a good Christian and I cannot tell a lie. I promised him that I would put that money in that casket with him.”

Horrified, the friend asked, “You actually put every cent of his money in the casket with him?”

“I sure did,” answered the widow. “I got it all together, put it into my account, and I wrote him a check.”

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You don’t make her say things twice

Tell us the secret of this happiness or we’ll consider you as a diffident”

“Well, I can shortly explain

After our wedding, she started riding her horse and so was I

My horse’s feet got caught

She knelt right next to the horse and she said “once”.

We rode a few metres, then my horse’s feet got caught again

She knelt right next to the horse and she said “twice”.

A few minutes later it happened again, she knelt right next to horse and she said “third”

Then she shot him in the face

I was shocked.

I yelled at her: “Why did you do that, are you out of your mind?”

She turned her back and told me “once”

And since that day, i don’t make her say things twice.

Don’t waste your time trying to find me.

Then, curious about his reaction, she hid under the bed.

The husband arrives home after a little while, and she hears him in the kitchen before he enters the bedroom.

She watched as he went to the drawer to retrieve the message.

After waiting a while, he scribbled something on it and then made a phone call.

“Finally, she’s gone,” he said on the phone call.

Put on your most seductive French nightgown; I’m going to see you.

“I adore you…” excited to finally see you…

We will do “anything” you want.“

He ended the call, grabbed his keys, and left.

After hiding under the bed for a while, she heard the car leave.

Her eyes welled up with tears as she wept with rage.

She reached for the note to read his scribbles.

“I can see your shoes. We have run out of bread; be back in five minutes.”

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When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable – an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”

“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.”

He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re an alphabet wife …… A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

She asks …. “What does that mean?”

He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous and Hot”.

She smiled happily and said … “Oh, that’s so lovely, but what about I, J, K?”

He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”

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“I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he said with a smile.

The woman could hardly think of anything else all day and she couldn’t wait for her husband to return home.

That evening, the man finally came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it excitedly to find a book entitled…

“The Meaning of Dreams

1. Frequently turn off the phone or do not answer your wife’s phone calls

If your husband often turns off his phone when he goes out, it proves that he is hiding something. If he turns off the phone 1 or 2 times due to work reasons or is busy in meetings, you can sympathize. But always turn off the phone often, proving that he is with his lover, ladies, don’t be gentle.

2. Delete messages and call history

Cheating men often text and call their lovers. And of course, after every message or call, he will immediately delete all messages and outgoing call history so you don’t find out. Therefore, if the call log is always empty, it proves that he is having an affair.

3. Be sneaky when answering the phone

When there are friends around, or there is an incoming call or text message on the phone, he is often worried, hesitant, and does not dare to listen. Because the cheater only covers things up, or listens secretly, rather than speaking naturally in front of his wife.

4. Keep your phone with you all day

A man who once did something wrong to his wife always kept his phone with him 24/7 because he was afraid that if his wife picked up the phone and would discover his secret. If you see your husband holding the phone even while showering, cleaning and sleeping, it proves that he is hiding something from you.

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The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues and how they want to be treated.

The man turns to his wife and says:

“Please promise me that if I am ever dependent only on machines and bottled fluids to keep me alive, you will take action and put an end to it right away.”

The wife replied: “Of course dear!”

So they finished their wiII, signed them, and went home.

When they got home the wife went into the living room and unplugged the TV and takes her husband’s beer and poured it in the drain!

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WIFE: Honey let’s play a game

HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about?

WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.
If you run in the wrong direction, you’ll give me all your salary for this month

HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I’ll have your salary too right?

WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!

HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)

Wife: are you ready

Husband: Yes ready

WIFE: TURKEY

It’s been 4 HOURS NOW…

The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird

Moral lesson… After God, Fear Wife!

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

“Please wake me at 5:00 AM.”

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn’t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. (Just For Fun!!!)