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Bob had a habit of indulging a little too much in his evenings, and one particular night was no different. After stumbling into bed beside his peacefully sleeping wife, he had no idea that the real adventure was about to begin.\n As dawn broke, Bob didn\u2019t wake up in his familiar bedroom. Instead, he found himself standing before the grand Pearly Gates.\n \u201cAm I dreaming?\u201d he muttered in confusion.\n St. Peter, holding a clipboard, greeted him with a solemn yet warm expression.\n \u201cBob, I\u2019m afraid you passed away in your sleep,\u201d he announced.\n Bob\u2019s jaw dropped. \u201cNo way! I\u2019m not ready! I have so much left to do!\u201d\n Seeing his distress, St. Peter offered a solution. \u201cThere\u2019s a way you can return\u2014but only as a chicken.\u201d\n Desperate, Bob reluctantly agreed. Before he could process what was happening, he was instantly transported to a farm\u2014now covered in feathers and clucking uncontrollably.\n As Bob struggled to make sense of his feathery predicament, a smug-looking rooster approached.\n \u201cWell, well, look who\u2019s new in the coop! How\u2019s it going, hen?\u201d\n Still disoriented, Bob hesitated before responding.\n \u201cNot bad\u2026 but I have this strange pressure inside me. It feels like I\u2019m about to explode!\u201d\n The rooster let out a hearty chuckle.\n \u201cAh, you\u2019re ovulating! Never laid an egg before, huh?\u201d\n Bob\u2019s eyes widened. \u201cNever.\u201d\n \u201cRelax,\u201d the rooster advised. \u201cJust let nature do its thing.\u201d\n With some hesitation, Bob gave it a try. To his amazement\u2014and slight discomfort\u2014out came an egg. An overwhelming sense of joy and pride washed over him. He had never experienced anything like it.\n Soon, he laid another, then another. Just as he was about to lay his third egg, a sudden smack to the back of his head snapped him out of his trance.\n \u201cBob! Wake up!\u201d his wife hollered.\n \u201cYou\u2019re drunk again and pooping in the bed!\u201d she scolded, her voice a mix of anger and disbelief.\n For a moment, Bob was too stunned to respond. The vivid memories of St. Peter, the farm, and his brief but intense experience as a hen faded like a wild hallucination. In their place was the cold, undeniable reality of a very messy situation.\n Despite the overwhelming embarrassment, he couldn\u2019t help but chuckle. Life had just played the strangest joke on him, and as absurd as it all was, he had to admit\u2014it was one unforgettable lesson in just how unpredictable things could be.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Bob had a habit of indulging a little too much in his evenings, and one particular night was no different. After stumbling into bed beside his peacefully sleeping wife, he had no idea that the real adventure was about to begin. A Shocking Awakening As dawn broke, Bob didn\u2019t wake up in his familiar bedroom. …\n","protected":false},"author":31,"featured_media":100372,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676,1439],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","category-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/31"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100371"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":100375,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100371\/revisions\/100375"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/100372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}A Shocking Awakening\n
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