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Valentine\u2019s Day is this weekend, and if it weren\u2019t for these\u00a0funny tweets, I would\u2019ve completely forgotten. I\u2019m not married yet, but I have been with my girlfriend long enough that it feels like we\u2019re married.\n

This year might feel a bit different since it\u2019s hard to find a\u00a0safe place\u00a0to go to dinner but that doesn\u2019t mean you can\u2019t do the bare minimum and show you\u2019re significant other these tweets about Valentine\u2019s day.\n

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