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\nOur collection of jokes and funny stories will tickle your funny bone and brighten your day. Whether you’re in need of a quick chuckle or a hearty laugh, we’ve got you covered.\n
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Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.
\nHer reply is, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.”
\nJohnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
\nAgain the mother’s reply is, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.”\n
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\nThe boy then asks, “Why did daddy leave you?”
\nTo this, the mother says, “you shouldn’t ask that” and then sends him to his room.
\nOn the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother’s purse.
\nWhen he picks it up, her driver’s license falls out.
\nThe boy looks it over and goes back to his mother saying, “I know all about you now.
\nYou are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an ‘F’ in s*x!!!”\n
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Teacher: “Johnny, write a sentence ending with the word hand.”
\nJohnny: “My penis in your hand.”
\nTeacher: “What?”
\nJohnny: “Sorry teacher, I forgot to put a space between pen is.”\n
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Little Johnny’s father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
\n“I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
\nConfused, his father asks what’s wrong.
\n“Oh, Dad,” Little Johnny sobs, “first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you’re about to tell me that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to believe in.”\n
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Little Johnny’s teacher said,
\n“Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.”
\nDid you copy hers?, she asked.
\nJohnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!”\n