Let\u2019s take a look at our favorite short\u00a0jokes for adults\u00a0only:\n\n\n

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As far as dirty jokes go, we can safely say that size doesn\u2019t matter.\u00a0*wink wink*\n

Here are our favorite picks:\n

1. Weirdly, I\u2019ve been taking some anti-impotence medication for my sunburn. It doesn\u2019t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.\n

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2. What do you call a cheap circumcision?\n

A rip-off!\n

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3. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?\n

He only comes once a year.\n

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4. Why didn\u2019t Barbie ever get pregnant?\n

Because Ken always came in another box.\n

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5. How do you make a pool table laugh?\n

Tickle its\u00a0balls.\n

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6. What do you get when you mix human DNA and\u00a0goat\u00a0DNA?\n

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.\n

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7. What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?\n

She gagged.\n

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8. Did you know about the hole in the walls of houses in the nudist colony?\n

The police are looking into it.\n

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9. What do tofu and a vibrator have in common?\n

They are both meat substitutes.\n

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10. Did you hear about the guy who died because he was erect for too long?\n

They couldn\u2019t close his casket.\n

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11. What did the guy say when he got caught playing with himself to an optical illusion?\n

It\u2019s not what it looks like!\n

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12. What did the\u00a0banana\u00a0say to the vibrator?\n

Why are you shaking? She\u2019s going to eat me!\n

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13. Why did the white goo\u00a0cross the road?\n

Because I put the wrong socks on this\u00a0morning.\n

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14. What is the difference between\u00a0ooooooh\u00a0and\u00a0aaaaaaah?\n

About three inches.\n

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15. What did one tampon say to the other?\n

Nothing. They are both stuck-up c*nts.\n

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16. What is the difference between a prostitute and a 7-year-old?\n

You don\u2019t know? You sick weirdo.\n

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17. Why do male\u00a0squirrels\u00a0swim on their back?\n

To keep their nuts dry.\n

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18.\u00a0What is the difference between\u00a0an oral and a rectal thermometer?\n

The taste!\n

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19. What did the elephant say to the naked man?\n

How do you breathe through that little thing?\n

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20. Do you know why a witch never wears panties?\n

More grip on the broom.\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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