The old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw \u00a310”.
\nThe teller told her, “For withdrawals less than \u00a3100, please use the ATM.”
\nThe old lady wanted to know why.
\nThe teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”
\nThe old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
\nThe teller was astonished when she checked the account balance.
\nShe nodded her head, leaned down, and respectfully told her, “You have \u00a3300,000 in your account, but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?”
\nThe old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.
\nThe teller told her any amount up to \u00a33000.
\n“Well please let me have \u00a33000 now.”
\nThe teller, with a kind smile, handed \u00a33000 to her.
\nThe old lady put \u00a310 in her purse and said,
\n“Please deposit this \u00a32990 back into my account.\u201d\n
Moral of the story: The old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw \u00a310”. The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than \u00a3100, please use the ATM.” The old lady wanted to know why. The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules, please leave if …\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":73219,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[642],"tags":[735,480,734,720],"class_list":["post-73218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-moral-story","tag-elderly","tag-funny-jokes","tag-moral-story","tag-oldlady"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73221,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73218\/revisions\/73221"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nDon\u2019t mess with senior citizens. The elderly people are clever and know how to get what they want!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"