{"id":73253,"date":"2024-07-14T00:41:55","date_gmt":"2024-07-13T17:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=73253"},"modified":"2024-12-12T10:49:43","modified_gmt":"2024-12-12T03:49:43","slug":"lazy-husband-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/lazy-husband-funny-story\/","title":{"rendered":"LAZY HUSBAND..!!! (FUNNY STORY)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-full wp-image-89743 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/07%5C/5.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"735\"' height='\"758\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/5.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>Wife: Honey, can you plz help me cleaning the garden.\n</p><p>Husband: Do I look like a gardener?\n</p><p>Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.\n</p><p>Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?\u2026..\n</p><p>Then the husband walks out. After coming back from where he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.<br>\nHusband: I knew my wife would do this all by herself\u2026!\n</p><p>Wife: No its not me.\n</p><p>Husband: Who then!\n</p><p>Wife: Our neighbor\n</p><p>Husband: You paid him how much?\n</p><p>Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or s3x\u2026.\n</p><p>Husband: I hope u gave him bread!!\n</p><p>Wife: Do I look like a bakery!!!!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Wife: Honey, can you plz help me cleaning the garden. Husband: Do I look like a gardener? Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door. Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?\u2026.. Then the husband walks out. After coming back from where he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed. &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384,480,472],"class_list":["post-73253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","tag-jokes","tag-funny-jokes","tag-funny-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73253"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89744,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73253\/revisions\/89744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>