{"id":73336,"date":"2024-07-17T16:16:46","date_gmt":"2024-07-17T09:16:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=73336"},"modified":"2024-07-17T16:16:46","modified_gmt":"2024-07-17T09:16:46","slug":"little-johnny-asked-a-lot-of-questions-to-his-english-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/little-johnny-asked-a-lot-of-questions-to-his-english-teacher\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny Asked A Lot Of Questions To His English Teacher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny is in grade 7, he used to ask a lot of questions to his teacher\u2026\u2026!\n</p><p>One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher,\n</p><p>\u2018Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H \u2026\u2026.in Hour, Honour\u2026\u2026etc\u2026\n</p><p>His English Teacher said,\n</p><p>\u201cWe are not ignoring them; they\u2019re considered silent\u201d\u2026\u2026 (He was even more confused \u2026..???)\n</p><p>During the lunch break, his Teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked Johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.\n</p><p>Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her the empty container\u2026..!!!!!!!\n</p><p>His English Teacher:\n</p><p>What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. you are returning me an empty container.\n</p><p>The Little Johnny replied,\n</p><p>\u201cMadam, I thought \u2018H\u2019 was silent. \u201c\n</p><p>Dedicated to all English Teachers.\n</p><p>Source:\u00a0<a href="%5C%22http:%5C/%5C/viralgfdiy.com%5C%22" target='\"_blank\"' rel='\"noopener\"'>http:\/\/viralgfdiy.com\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny is in grade 7, he used to ask a lot of questions to his teacher\u2026\u2026! One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher, \u2018Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H \u2026\u2026.in Hour, Honour\u2026\u2026etc\u2026 His English Teacher said, \u201cWe are not ignoring them; they\u2019re considered silent\u201d\u2026\u2026 (He was even more &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":73337,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[370,472,383,610,1184],"class_list":["post-73336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes","tag-funny","tag-funny-stories","tag-funny-story","tag-joke","tag-short-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73336"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73338,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73336\/revisions\/73338"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></a></p>