{"id":73339,"date":"2024-07-18T00:31:23","date_gmt":"2024-07-17T17:31:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=73339"},"modified":"2024-12-17T17:18:09","modified_gmt":"2024-12-17T10:18:09","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-playing-a-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-husband-and-wife-playing-a-game\/","title":{"rendered":"A Husband And Wife Playing A Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-full wp-image-90662 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/07%5C/451636481_1008253037624064_5854831104248248358_n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"512\"' height='\"640\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/451636481_1008253037624064_5854831104248248358_n.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>WIFE: Honey let\u2019s play a game\n</p><p>HUSBAND: Okay. What\u2019s the game about?\n</p><p>WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall &amp; if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.<br>\nIf you run in the wrong direction, you\u2019ll give me all your salary for this month\n</p><p>HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I\u2019ll have your salary too right?\n</p><p>WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!\n</p><p>HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)\n</p><p>Wife: are you ready\n</p><p>Husband: Yes ready\n</p><p>WIFE: TURKEY\n</p><p>It\u2019s been 4 HOURS NOW\u2026\n</p><p>The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird\n</p><p>Moral lesson\u2026 After God, Fear Wife!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>WIFE: Honey let\u2019s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What\u2019s the game about? WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall &amp; if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run in the &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[1185,370,388,610,606,389],"class_list":["post-73339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes","tag-funn-story","tag-funny","tag-husband","tag-joke","tag-marriagefunnystory","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73339"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90663,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73339\/revisions\/90663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>