Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90.\n
His father was so happy with it.\n
However, his mother, Karen, just couldn\u2019t believe her son got 90 in history.\n
After taking a closer look at the marks, she found that the handwriting styles of the 9 and the 0 are different.\n
\u201cJohnny, you are so busted. Tell me, did you add the 0 to your marks?\u201d\n
\u201cNo, mum, I didn\u2019t.\u201d\n
\u201cI am asking you once more. Did you add that fxxking 0 to your marks?\u201d\n
\u201cMum, no, I didn\u2019t add that 0\u201d.\u201d OK, as you\u2019re not telling the truth, you are grounded for 1 month.\u201d\n
\u201cMum, no, please, no, I really didn\u2019t add that 0.\u201d\n
\u201d This is your last chance, kid, tell me the truth.\u201d\n
\u201c\u2026\u2026. I just added the 9 to it.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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