An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.\n
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.\n
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:\n
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.\n
If you are laughing, send me your smile.\n
If you are eating, send me a bite.\n
If you are drinking, send me a sip.\n
If you are crying, send me your tears.\n
I love you.”\n
The husband texted back to her: “I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”\n
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