{"id":73485,"date":"2024-07-20T17:00:09","date_gmt":"2024-07-20T10:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=73485"},"modified":"2024-07-20T17:00:09","modified_gmt":"2024-07-20T10:00:09","slug":"the-95-year-old-woman-at-the-nursing-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/the-95-year-old-woman-at-the-nursing-home\/","title":{"rendered":"The 95-Year-Old Woman At The Nursing Home."},"content":{"rendered":"

The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members.\n

\u201cHow are you feeling?\u201d the visitor asked.\n

\u201cOh,\u201d said the lady,\n

\u201cI\u2019m just worried sick!\u201d\n

\u201cWhat are you worried about, dear?\u201d her friend asked.\n

\u201cYou look like you are in good health. They are taking care of yourself, aren\u2019t they?\u201d\n

\u201cYes, they are taking very good care of me.\u201d\n

\u201cWell, what are you worried about?\u201d her friend asked again.\n

The lady leaned back in her rocking chair and slowly explained her major worry.\n

\u201cEvery close friend I ever had has already died and gone on to heaven. I am afraid they are all wondering where I went!\u201d\n

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The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. \u201cHow are you feeling?\u201d the visitor asked. \u201cOh,\u201d said the lady, \u201cI\u2019m just worried sick!\u201d \u201cWhat are you worried about, dear?\u201d her friend asked. \u201cYou look like you are in good health. They are taking care of yourself, …\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":73489,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[735,370,383,610],"class_list":["post-73485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes","tag-elderly","tag-funny","tag-funny-story","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73485"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73495,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73485\/revisions\/73495"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}