With all the new technology regarding fertility,\n
An 80-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently.\n
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit.\n
\u201cMay we see the new baby?\u201d One of them asked.\n
\u201cNot yet.\u201d Said the mother.\n
\u201cI\u2019ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.\u201d\n
Another half-hour passed before another relative asked.\n
\u201cMay we see the new baby now?\u201d\n
\u201cNo, not yet.\u201d Said the mother.\n
A while later and again the guests asked.\n
\u201cMay we see the baby now?\u201d\n
\u201cNo, not yet.\u201d Replied the mother.\n
Growing impatient, they asked.\n
\u201cWell, when can we see the baby?\u201d\n
\u201cWhen it cries.\u201d She told them.\n
\u201cWhen it cries?\u201d They gasped.\n
\u201cWhy do we have to wait until it cries?\u201d\n
\u201cBecause I forgot where I put it.\u201d\n
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