Three elderly gentlemen, Eddie, Jenkins and Martin, go to the doctor\u2019s for their memory test.\n
It\u2019s a miracle they remembered the appointment!\n
Anyway, the doctor starts by asking \u201cEddie, what is five times five\u201d?\n
\u201c191\u201d, is Eddie\u2019s reply.\n
The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says,\n
\u201d Jenkins it\u2019s your turn, what is five times five\u201d?\n
\u201cWednesday\u201d, replies Jenkins.\n
The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man,\n
\u201cOkay Martin it\u2019s your turn. What\u2019s five times five\u201d?\n
\u201cTwenty five\u201d, says Martin.\n
\u201cThat\u2019s great Martin!\u201d says the doctor. \u201cHow did you get your answer\u201d?\n
\u201cEasy\u201d, says Martin, \u201cjust subtract 191 from Wednesday\u201d.\n
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