{"id":73589,"date":"2024-07-21T10:20:09","date_gmt":"2024-07-21T03:20:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=73589"},"modified":"2024-07-21T10:20:09","modified_gmt":"2024-07-21T03:20:09","slug":"a-couple-were-sitting-in-the-lawyers-office-working-on-their-will","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-couple-were-sitting-in-the-lawyers-office-working-on-their-will\/","title":{"rendered":"A Couple Were Sitting In The Lawyer\u2019s Office Working On Their Will"},"content":{"rendered":"

A couple were sitting in the lawyer\u2019s office working on their will\n

The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues and how they want to be treated.\n

The man turns to his wife and says:\n

\u201cPlease promise me that if I am ever dependent only on machines and bottled fluids to keep me alive, you will take action and put an end to it right away.\u201d\n

The wife replied: \u201cOf course dear!\u201d\n

So they finished their wiII, signed them, and went home.\n

When they got home the wife went into the living room and unplugged the TV and takes her husband\u2019s beer and poured it in the drain!\n

Source: viralgfdiy\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A couple were sitting in the lawyer\u2019s office working on their will The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues and how they want to be treated. The man turns to his wife and says: \u201cPlease promise me that if I am ever dependent only on machines and bottled fluids to …\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":73590,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[370,383,388,610,389],"class_list":["post-73589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes","tag-funny","tag-funny-story","tag-husband","tag-joke","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73589"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73591,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73589\/revisions\/73591"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}