The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought.\n
\u201cHow could you do this!\u201d he exclaimed.\n
\u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d she wailed.\n
\u201cI was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, \u2018Gee, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.\u2019 \u201c\n
\u201cWell,\u201d the pastor persisted,\n
\u201cYou know how to deal with him! Just tell him, \u2018Get behind me, Satan!\u2019 \u201c\n
\u201cI did,\u201d replied his wife,\n
\u201cbut then he said \u2018It looks great from back here, too!\u2019\n
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