{"id":73638,"date":"2024-07-21T21:27:06","date_gmt":"2024-07-21T14:27:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=73638"},"modified":"2024-07-21T21:27:06","modified_gmt":"2024-07-21T14:27:06","slug":"a-man-was-complaining-to-the-old-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-man-was-complaining-to-the-old-lady\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man Was Complaining To The Old Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old lady, a difficult independent, used to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons.\n</p><p>One day, she brought with her a whole bunch of fresh bread just to feed her daily company.\n</p><p>Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed each pigeon with JOY\n</p><p>Then suddenly a man in his early 40s, who was watching her from a distance, came near her and told her that she shouldn\u2019t throw away good food on a bunch of pigeons that can find food anywhere when there are a lot of people starving in Africa.\n</p><p>The old lady said in crazed anger and without hesitation:\n</p><p>\u201cWell, I can\u2019t throw that far!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>An old lady, a difficult independent, used to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons. One day, she brought with her a whole bunch of fresh bread just to feed her daily company. Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed each pigeon with JOY Then suddenly a man in his &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":73639,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[370,472,610],"class_list":["post-73638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes","tag-funny","tag-funny-stories","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73638"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73641,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73638\/revisions\/73641"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>