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\nThe story I\u2019m about to share, which has circulated on the Internet for years, takes us back to a primary school classroom where a teacher had the pleasure of witnessing an unforgettable \u201dshow-and-tell\u201d presentation by one of her students.\n
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Grammar School Teacher recounts: \u201cI\u2019ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back.\n
\u201cUsually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it to school and talk about it, they\u2019re welcome.\n
\u201cWell, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. \u2018This is Luke, my baby brother, and I\u2019m going to tell you about his birthday. First, Mommy and Daddy made him as a symbol of their love, and then Daddy put a seed in my mother\u2019s stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for 9 months through an umbrella cord.\u2019 She\u2019s standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I\u2019m trying not to laugh and wishing I had a video camera rolling. The kids are watching her in amazement.\n
\u201c\u2018Then, about two Saturdays ago, my mother starts going, \u201cOh, oh, oh!\u201d\u2018 Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. \u2018She walked around the house for, like an hour, \u201cOh, oh, oh!\u201d\u2018 Now this kid is doing this hysterical duck-walk, holding her back and groaning. \u2018My father called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn\u2019t have a sign on the car like the Domino\u2019s man. They got my mother to lay down in bed like this.\u2019 Erica lies down with her back against the wall. \u2018And then, pop! My mother had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!\u2019\n
\u201cThe kid has her legs spread and with her little hands is miming water flowing away. It was too much!\n
\u201c\u2018Then the middle wife starts going push, push, and breathe, breathe. They start counting, but they never even got past 10. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff they said was from the play-center, so there must be a lot of stuff inside there.\u2019\n
\u201cThen Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I\u2019m sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, if it\u2019s show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder \u2013 just in case another Erica comes along.\u201d\n
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