{"id":73998,"date":"2024-07-24T00:26:17","date_gmt":"2024-07-23T17:26:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=73998"},"modified":"2024-07-24T00:58:21","modified_gmt":"2024-07-23T17:58:21","slug":"woman-left-instructions-for-the-repairman-but-he-decided-not-to-listen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/woman-left-instructions-for-the-repairman-but-he-decided-not-to-listen\/","title":{"rendered":"A Good Laugh: Woman Left Instructions For The Repairman But He Decided Not To Listen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Laura\u2019s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, \u201cI\u2019ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I\u2019ll mail you a check.\n</p><p>\u201cOh, by the way, don\u2019t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won\u2019t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!\u201d\n<figure id='\"attachment_73999\"' aria-describedby='\"caption-attachment-73999\"' style='\"width:' class='\"wp-caption' aligncenter><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"wp-image-73999' size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/07%5C/Iffany.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' good laugh: wife left instructions for the repairman but he decided not to listen width='\"1280\"' height='\"1280\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Iffany.png' https: sizes='\"auto,'><figcaption id='\"caption-attachment-73999\"' class='\"wp-caption-text\"'>Image for illustrative purposes only.\u00a9Iffany\/ Pixabay)\n<p>When the repairman arrived at Laura\u2019s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.\n</p><p>The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling.\n</p><p>Finally, the repairman couldn\u2019t contain himself any longer and yelled, \u201cShut up you stupid, ugly bird!\u201d\n</p><p>To which the parrot replied, \u201cGet him, Bob!\u201d\n</p><p>We hope this gave you a good laugh.\n</p><p>Please SHARE this story with your family and friends on Facebook, maybe you will make their day.\n</p><p>Source: en.stories.newsner\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Laura\u2019s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, \u201cI\u2019ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I\u2019ll mail you a check. \u201cOh, by the way, don\u2019t worry about my bulldog, Bob. &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":74006,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676,1183],"tags":[370,1192,610],"class_list":["post-73998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","category-funny","tag-funny","tag-funny-joke","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73998"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74005,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73998\/revisions\/74005"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></figcaption></figure></p>