{"id":74029,"date":"2024-07-24T09:31:02","date_gmt":"2024-07-24T02:31:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=74029"},"modified":"2024-07-24T09:33:35","modified_gmt":"2024-07-24T02:33:35","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-decided-they-needed-to-use-a-code","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-husband-and-wife-decided-they-needed-to-use-a-code\/","title":{"rendered":"A Husband And Wife Decided They Needed To Use \u201cA Code\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>A husband and wife decided they needed to use \u201ca code\u201d to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.\n<div class='\"code-block' code-block-1>\n<p>They decided on the word \u201ctypewriter.\u201d\n</p><p>One day the husband told his five year old daughter,\n</p><p>\u201cGo tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.\u201d\n</p><div class='\"text_exposed_show\"'>\n<p>The child told her mom what her dad said and her mother responded,\n</p><p>\u201cTell your daddy that he can\u2019t type a letter right now because there\u2019s a red ribbon in the typewriter.\u201d\n</p><div class='\"code-block' code-block-3>\n<figure id='\"attachment_74035\"' aria-describedby='\"caption-attachment-74035\"' style='\"width:' class='\"wp-caption' aligncenter><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"wp-image-74035' size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/07%5C/368617445_264154016473065_7112108066458595299_n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"A' husband and wife decided they needed to use code width='\"526\"' height='\"789\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/368617445_264154016473065_7112108066458595299_n.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'><figcaption id='\"caption-attachment-74035\"' class='\"wp-caption-text\"'>A Husband And Wife Decided They Needed To Use \u201cA Code\u201d\n\n<p>The child went back to tell her father what mommy had said.\n</p><p>A few days later the mom told the daughter, \u201cTell daddy that he can type that letter now.\u201d\n</p><p>The child told her father, and then returned to her mother and announced,\n</p><p>\u201cDaddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.\u201d\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A husband and wife decided they needed to use \u201ca code\u201d to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word \u201ctypewriter.\u201d One day the husband told his five year old daughter, \u201cGo tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.\u201d The child &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":74035,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74029"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74038,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74029\/revisions\/74038"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></figcaption></figure></div></div></div></strong></h2>