\u2026 A handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, \u201cLook, you\u2019ve got a lot to live for.\u00a0 I\u2019m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.\u00a0 I\u2019ll take good care of you and bring you food every day.\u201d\n
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, \u201cI\u2019ll keep you happy, and you\u2019ll keep me happy.\u201d\n
The girl nodded \u2018yes\u2019. After all, what did she have to lose?\n
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.\n
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.\n
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain.\n
\u201cWhat are you doing here?\u201d the Captain asked.\n
\u201cI have an arrangement with one of the sailors,\u201d she explained.\n
\u201cHe\u2019s taking me to Europe, and he\u2019s screwing me.\u201d\n
\u201cHe sure is, lady,\u201d said the Captain.\n
\u201cThis is the Staten Island Ferry.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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