{"id":74295,"date":"2024-07-25T15:16:09","date_gmt":"2024-07-25T08:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=74295"},"modified":"2024-07-25T15:17:57","modified_gmt":"2024-07-25T08:17:57","slug":"grandpa-was-showing-johnny-around-the-farm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/grandpa-was-showing-johnny-around-the-farm\/","title":{"rendered":"Grandpa Was Showing Johnny Around The Farm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThat\u2019s a bull and a cow, and he\u2019s serving her.\u201d\n</p><p>A little later on, they saw horses.\n</p><p>The Grandpa said,\n</p><p>\u201cThat\u2019s a stud and a mare, and he\u2019s s******ing her, too.\u201d\n</p><p>That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said,\n</p><p>Grandma turned to Grandpa and said,\n</p><p>\u201cWill you please serve the turkey?\u201d\n</p><p>Little Johnny jumped up and yelled,\n</p><p>\u201cIf he does, I\u2019m eating a hamburger!\u201d\n</p><div class='\"code-block' code-block-2>\n<div id='\"M882990ScriptRootC1605500_01923\"'>\n<div id='\"AdskeeperComposite1605500_01923\"'>\n<div>\n<div class='\"mgbox\"'>\n<div class='\"mgheader\"'>\n\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThat\u2019s a bull and a cow, and he\u2019s serving her.\u201d A little later on, they saw horses. The Grandpa said, \u201cThat\u2019s a stud and a mare, and he\u2019s s******ing her, too.\u201d That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, \u201cWill you please serve the turkey?\u201d &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":74296,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74295"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74297,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74295\/revisions\/74297"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></div></div></div></div></div>