{"id":74302,"date":"2024-07-25T15:59:35","date_gmt":"2024-07-25T08:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=74302"},"modified":"2024-07-25T15:59:35","modified_gmt":"2024-07-25T08:59:35","slug":"79-year-old-man-gets-naked-when-his-wife-doesnt-notice-his-cowboy-boots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/79-year-old-man-gets-naked-when-his-wife-doesnt-notice-his-cowboy-boots\/","title":{"rendered":"79 Year Old Man Gets Naked When His Wife Doesn\u2019t Notice His Cowboy Boots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.\n</p><p>Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, \u201cNotice anything different about me?\u201d\n</p><p>Mildred looked him over and said, \u201cNope.\u201d\n</p><p>Frustrated, George stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-74305 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/07%5C/a574e0201bc84f3cac7b7de17de10610.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"600\"' height='\"600\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/a574e0201bc84f3cac7b7de17de10610.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>Again he asked Mildred, a little louder this time, \u201cNotice anything different NOW?\u201d\n</p><p>Mildred looked up at his naked body and exclaimed, \u201cGeorge, you know what, nothing is different! It\u2019s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it\u2019ll be hanging down again tomorrow!\u201d\n</p><p>Furious, George yelled, \u201cAND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT\u2019S HANGING DOWN, MILDRED?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cNope,\u201d she replied.\n</p><p>\u201cIT\u2019S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT\u2019S LOOKING AT MY COOL NEW BOOTS!\u201d\n</p><p>Without changing her expression, Mildred replied, \u201cShould have bought a hat, George.\u00a0 Should have bought a hat!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, \u201cNotice anything different about me?\u201d Mildred looked him over and said, \u201cNope.\u201d Frustrated, George stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":74305,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74302"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74307,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74302\/revisions\/74307"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>