{"id":74317,"date":"2024-07-26T01:24:07","date_gmt":"2024-07-25T18:24:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=74317"},"modified":"2024-07-26T01:24:07","modified_gmt":"2024-07-25T18:24:07","slug":"funny-joke-a-father-buys-a-lie-detector-robot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-joke-a-father-buys-a-lie-detector-robot\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke: A Father Buys A Lie Detector Robot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.\n</p><p>He decides to test it out on his son at supper.\n</p><p>Dad says: \u201cWhere were you last night?\u201d\n</p><p>Son says: \u201cI was at the library.\u201d\n</p><p>The robot slaps the son.\n</p><p>Son says: \u201cOK, I was at a friend\u2019s house.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cDoing what?\u201d asked the father.\n</p><p>Son says: \u201cWatching a movie t&hellip;o&hellip;y Story\u201d\n</p><p>The robot slaps the son again.\n</p><p>\u201cOK it was dirty!\u201d cried the son.\n</p><p>Father yells \u201cWhat? When I was your age I didn\u2019t know what dirty was.\u201d\n</p><p>The robot slaps the father.\n</p><p>The mother laughs and says, \u201cHe certainly is your son.\u201d\n</p><p>The robot slaps the mother.\n</p><p><strong><em>Everyone loves a good joke to brighten their day, please SHARE this with your friends and family!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: \u201cWhere were you last night?\u201d Son says: \u201cI was at the library.\u201d The robot slaps the son. Son says: \u201cOK, I was at a friend\u2019s house.\u201d \u201cDoing what?\u201d asked &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":74318,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676,1183],"tags":[1192,383,610],"class_list":["post-74317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","category-funny","tag-funny-joke","tag-funny-story","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74319,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74317\/revisions\/74319"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></em></strong></p>