{"id":74417,"date":"2024-07-26T11:22:45","date_gmt":"2024-07-26T04:22:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=74417"},"modified":"2024-07-26T11:43:50","modified_gmt":"2024-07-26T04:43:50","slug":"funny-story-about-the-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-story-about-the-name\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny story about the name"},"content":{"rendered":"

An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.\n

\u201cThe food and service were great!\u201d he said.\n

His friend asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the name of the place?\u201d\n

\u201cGee, I don\u2019t remember,\u201d he said, thinking.\n

\"\"\n

Then he asked his friend, \u201cWhat do you call the long stemmed flower\n

people give on special occasions?\u201d\n

\u201cYou mean a rose?\u201d asked his friend.\n

\u201cThat\u2019s it!\u201d he exclaimed and turning to his wife, asked, \u201cRose, what\u2019s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited. \u201cThe food and service were great!\u201d he said. His friend asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the name of the place?\u201d \u201cGee, I don\u2019t remember,\u201d he said, thinking. Then he asked his friend, \u201cWhat do you call the long stemmed flower people …\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":74427,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74417"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74417\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74420,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74417\/revisions\/74420"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}