{"id":74450,"date":"2024-07-26T12:50:10","date_gmt":"2024-07-26T05:50:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=74450"},"modified":"2024-12-17T17:16:47","modified_gmt":"2024-12-17T10:16:47","slug":"hilarious-four-men-and-their-wives-are-having-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/hilarious-four-men-and-their-wives-are-having-babies\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious: Four Men And Their Wives Are Having Babies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' wp-image-90658 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/07%5C/b63c2d352a7af363e58a06e45a0852e0.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"290\"' height='\"435\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/b63c2d352a7af363e58a06e45a0852e0.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies\n</p><p>A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, \u201cCongratulations! You&rsquo;re the father of twins.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cThat&rsquo;s odd,\u201d answers the man\n</p><p>\u201cI work for the Minnesota Twins!\u201d\n</p><p>A nurse says to the second guy, \u201cCongratulations! You&rsquo;re the father of triplets!\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cThat&rsquo;s weird,\u201d answers the second man\n</p><p>\u201cI work for the 3M company!\u201d\n</p><p>A nurse tells the third man, \u201cCongratulations! You&rsquo;re the father of quadruplets!\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cThat&rsquo;s strange,\u201d he answers\n</p><p>\u201cI work for the Four Seasons hotel!\u201d\n</p><p>The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall\n</p><p>\u201cWhat&rsquo;s wrong?\u201d the others ask.\n</p><p>\u201cI work for 7 Up!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, \u201cCongratulations! You&rsquo;re the father of twins.\u201d \u201cThat&rsquo;s odd,\u201d answers the man \u201cI work for the Minnesota Twins!\u201d A nurse says to the second guy, \u201cCongratulations! You&rsquo;re the father of triplets!\u201d \u201cThat&rsquo;s &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676,1183],"tags":[370,383,610],"class_list":["post-74450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","category-funny","tag-funny","tag-funny-story","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74450"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90660,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74450\/revisions\/90660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>