{"id":74476,"date":"2024-07-26T14:36:14","date_gmt":"2024-07-26T07:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=74476"},"modified":"2024-07-26T14:36:50","modified_gmt":"2024-07-26T07:36:50","slug":"mature-lady-rocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/mature-lady-rocks\/","title":{"rendered":"MATURE LADY ROCKS &hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='\"x11i5rnm' xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a>\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Lady: \u201cIs There A Problem, Officer?\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Traffic Cop: \u201cYes Mam, I\u2019m Afraid You Were Speeding.\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Lady: \u201cOh, I See.\u201d\n\n<div class='\"x11i5rnm' xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a>\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Cop: \u201cCan I See Your License Please?\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Lady: \u201cWell, I Would Give It To You But I Don\u2019t Have One.\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Cop: \u201cDon\u2019t Have One?\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Lady: \u201cNo. I Lost It 4 Years Ago For Drunk Driving.\u201d\n\n<div class='\"x11i5rnm' xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a>\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Cop: \u201cI See, Can I See Your Vehicle Registration Papers Please.\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Lady: \u201cI Can\u2019t Do That.\u201d\n\n<div class='\"x11i5rnm' xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a>\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Cop: \u201cWhy Not?\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Lady: \u201cI Stole This Car.\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Cop: \u201cStole It?\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Lady: \u201cYes, And I Killed And Hacked Up The Owner.\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Cop: \u201cYou What!?\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Lady: \u201cHis Body Parts Are In Plastic Bags In The Trunk If You Want To See\u201d\n\n<div class='\"x11i5rnm' xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a>\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>The Cop Looks At The Woman And Slowly Backs Away To His Car While Calling For Back Up.\n\n<div class='\"x11i5rnm' xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a>\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Within Minutes 5 Police Cars Circle The Car.\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>A Senior Officer Slowly Approaches The Car, Clasping His Half Drawn Gun.\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>\n<figure id='\"attachment_74478\"' aria-describedby='\"caption-attachment-74478\"' style='\"width:' class='\"wp-caption' aligncenter><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"wp-image-74478' size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/07%5C/146642316_2857334144517715_6561255038070600421_n-1.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"MATURE' lady rocks ... width='\"1134\"' height='\"1417\"' title='\"\"'><figcaption id='\"caption-attachment-74478\"' class='\"wp-caption-text\"'>MATURE LADY ROCKS &hellip;\n\n\n<div class='\"x11i5rnm' xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a>\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Officer: \u201cMam, Could You Step Out Of Your Vehicle Please!\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>The Woman Steps Out Of Her Vehicle.\n\n<div class='\"x11i5rnm' xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a>\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Lady: \u201cIs There A Problem Sir?\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Officer: \u201cMy Colleague Here Tells Me That You Have Stolen This Car And Murdered The Owner.\u201d\n\n<div class='\"x11i5rnm' xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a>\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Lady: \u201cMurdered The Owner? Are You Serious?!\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Officer: \u201cYes, Could You Please Open The Trunk Of Your Car, Please.\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>The Woman Opens The Trunk, Revealing Nothing But An Empty Trunk.\n\n<div class='\"x11i5rnm' xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a>\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Officer: \u201cIs This Your Car, Mam?\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Lady: \u201cYes, Here Are The Registration Papers.\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>The Cop Is Quite Stunned.\n\n<div class='\"x11i5rnm' xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a>\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Officer: \u201cMy Colleague Claims That You Do Not Have A Driving License.\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>The Woman Digs Into Her Handbag And Pulls Out A Clutch Purse And Hands It To The Officer.\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>The Officer Examines The License Quizzically.\n\n<div class='\"x11i5rnm' xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a>\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Officer: \u201cThank You Mam, But I Am Puzzled, As I Was Told By My Officer Here That You Didn\u2019t Have A License, That You Stole This Car, And That You Murdered And Hacked Up The Owner!\u201d\n\n<div class='\"x11i5rnm' xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a>\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>Lady: \u201cBet The Lying Bastard Also Told You I Was Speeding, Too.\u201d\n<div dir='\"auto\"'>So, Don\u2019t Mess With Mature Ladies\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lady: \u201cIs There A Problem, Officer?\u201d Traffic Cop: \u201cYes Mam, I\u2019m Afraid You Were Speeding.\u201d Lady: \u201cOh, I See.\u201d Cop: \u201cCan I See Your License Please?\u201d Lady: \u201cWell, I Would Give It To You But I Don\u2019t Have One.\u201d Cop: \u201cDon\u2019t Have One?\u201d Lady: \u201cNo. I Lost It 4 Years Ago For Drunk Driving.\u201d Cop: &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":74481,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74476"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74480,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74476\/revisions\/74480"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></figcaption></figure></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>