A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner.\n
This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.\n
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.\n
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.\n
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.\n
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little f*rt.\n
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot.\n
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, \u201cGinger!\u201d\n
The woman thought, \u201cThis is great!\u201d and a big smile came across her face.\n
A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.\n
This time, she didn’t hesitate\n
She let a much louder and longer f*rt rip.\n
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, \u201cD*mmit, Ginger!\u201d Once again the woman smiled and thought,\n
\u201cYes!\u201d A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.\n
This time she didn’t even think about it.\n
She let rip a f*rt that rivaled a train whistle blowing.\n
Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, \u201cD*mmit, Ginger, get away from her before she sh*ts on you!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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