{"id":74559,"date":"2024-07-28T09:29:52","date_gmt":"2024-07-28T02:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=74559"},"modified":"2024-07-28T09:29:52","modified_gmt":"2024-07-28T02:29:52","slug":"a-man-found-a-shoe-repair-stub-20-years-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-man-found-a-shoe-repair-stub-20-years-old\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man Found A Shoe Repair Stub 20 Years Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife were cleaning out their attic when the man found a shoe repair stub in the pocket of an old jacket.\n</p><p>\u201cHey \u2013 check this out,\u201d he said to his wife, \u201cthis stub is 20 years old\n</p><p>I wonder if the shop still has the shoes.\u201d\n</p><p>So the next day the man went to the shoe shop and asked the owner if he still had the shoes.\n</p><p>The owner disappeared into the back of the shop for about five minutes.\n</p><p>When he returned, he replied happily, \u201cYup, believe it or not, we&rsquo;ve still got the shoes\n</p><p>They&rsquo;ll be ready next Thursday.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A man and his wife were cleaning out their attic when the man found a shoe repair stub in the pocket of an old jacket. \u201cHey \u2013 check this out,\u201d he said to his wife, \u201cthis stub is 20 years old I wonder if the shop still has the shoes.\u201d So the next day the &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":74560,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676,1183],"tags":[1192,383,610,425],"class_list":["post-74559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","category-funny","tag-funny-joke","tag-funny-story","tag-joke","tag-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74559"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74559\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74561,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74559\/revisions\/74561"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>