A married man was visiting his \u201cgirlfriend\u201d,\n
When she requested that he shave his beard.\n
\u201cOh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.\u201d\n
James replied,\n
\u201cMy wife loves this beard\n
I couldn’t possibly do it\n
She would k*ll me!!\u201d\n
\u201cOh please?\u201d the girlfriend asked again, in a cute little voice\u2026\n
\u201cReally, I can’t,\u201d he replied.\n
\u201cMy wife loves this beard!!\u201d\n
The girlfriend asked once more, he sighed and finally gave in.\n
That night James crawled into bed next to his wife while she was sleeping.\n
The wife was awakened, turned toward him, felt his face and said,\n
\u201cOh Michael, you shouldn’t be here\n
My husband will be home soon\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A married man was visiting his \u201cgirlfriend\u201d, When she requested that he shave his beard. \u201cOh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.\u201d James replied, \u201cMy wife loves this beard I couldn’t possibly do it She would k*ll me!!\u201d \u201cOh please?\u201d the girlfriend asked again, in a …\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":74563,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[370,609,610],"class_list":["post-74562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes","tag-funny","tag-funnyjokes","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74562"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74564,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74562\/revisions\/74564"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}