After driving for about sixteen hours, a truck driver decides to pull over and get some sleep.\n
Just as he falls asleep, he is awakened by a knock at the cab door.\n
\u201cCan you tell me the time, please?\u201d asks a jogger.\n
\u201cYes, it\u2019s 4:30,\u201d the trucker replies.\n
He falls asleep again, only to be awakened by another jogger who wants to know the time.\n
\u201cIt\u2019s 4:40!\u201d shouts the trucker.\n
Deciding to try to get some sleep, he writes on a piece of paper: \u201cI DON\u2019T KNOW THE TIME\u201d and sticks it on the windshield.\n
But he wakes up again\u2026\n
\u201cIt\u2019s 5:25!\u201d another runner shouts at him.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
After driving for about sixteen hours, a truck driver decides to pull over and get some sleep. Just as he falls asleep, he is awakened by a knock at the cab door. \u201cCan you tell me the time, please?\u201d asks a jogger. \u201cYes, it\u2019s 4:30,\u201d the trucker replies. He falls asleep again, only to be …\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":74716,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[370,383,610],"class_list":["post-74715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes","tag-funny","tag-funny-story","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74715"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74717,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74715\/revisions\/74717"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}