{"id":74737,"date":"2024-07-29T13:58:55","date_gmt":"2024-07-29T06:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=74737"},"modified":"2024-07-29T13:59:41","modified_gmt":"2024-07-29T06:59:41","slug":"67-year-old-man-orders-10-steaks-for-his-cat-his-reason-why-is-priceless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/67-year-old-man-orders-10-steaks-for-his-cat-his-reason-why-is-priceless\/","title":{"rendered":"67 year old man orders 10 steaks for his cat \u2013 his reason why is priceless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He sits down at a table, calls the waiter over and orders a beer for himself and ten extra big steaks for the cat.\n</p><p>The waiter looks at the man with surprise and says, \u201cWhat kind of cat could eat ten steaks?!?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cWell,\u201d replies the old man, \u201cI rescued a small fairy, and she gave me three wishes for my help.\n<figure id='\"attachment_74738\"' aria-describedby='\"caption-attachment-74738\"' style='\"width:' class='\"wp-caption' aligncenter><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"wp-image-74738' size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/07%5C/a3541892a3f6e2babc6e985309b5c716.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"67' year old man orders steaks for his cat reason why is priceless width='\"474\"' height='\"474\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/a3541892a3f6e2babc6e985309b5c716.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'><figcaption id='\"caption-attachment-74738\"' class='\"wp-caption-text\"'>67 year old man orders 10 steaks for his cat \u2013 his reason why is priceless\n<p>I wished for good health and lots of money, but the last wish didn\u2019t go too well.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cHow so?\u201d the waiter asks.\n</p><p>\u201cWell, that damn fairy totally misunderstood me when I wished for an insatiable pussy\u2026\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>He sits down at a table, calls the waiter over and orders a beer for himself and ten extra big steaks for the cat. The waiter looks at the man with surprise and says, \u201cWhat kind of cat could eat ten steaks?!?\u201d \u201cWell,\u201d replies the old man, \u201cI rescued a small fairy, and she gave &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":74738,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74737"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74740,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74737\/revisions\/74740"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></figcaption></figure></p>