{"id":74754,"date":"2024-07-29T14:20:31","date_gmt":"2024-07-29T07:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=74754"},"modified":"2024-07-29T14:22:52","modified_gmt":"2024-07-29T07:22:52","slug":"man-sees-a-fruit-stand-on-the-side-of-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/man-sees-a-fruit-stand-on-the-side-of-the-road\/","title":{"rendered":"Man sees a fruit stand on the side of the road"},"content":{"rendered":"

The sign above read, \u201cWe have peaches that taste like anything and everything, guaranteed!\u201d\n

The man thought about it, and decided to stop.\n

He thought this has to be bullshit. So he approaches the old, feeble man behind the stand and says, \u201cSo, you have peaches that taste like strawberries and cream?\u201d\n

The old man hands him a peach and the driver takes a bite. \u201cMmmmmm, tastes like strawberries,\u201d he says.\n

\u201cTurn it around,\u201d the old man says.\n

The driver turns it around, bites into it, and the other side tastes like cream.\n

$\"\"$ \n

The man thinks for a second, and says, \u201cHow \u2019bout steak and baked potato?\u201d\n

The old man behind the stand looks for a second, and then comes up with a new peach. He hands it to the weary traveller.\n

He bites into it. \u201cTastes like steak,\u201d he says.\n

\u201cTurn it around,\u201d the old man says. \u201cWow, POTATO!\u201d The traveller thinks really hard for about 2 minutes before he finally blurts out, \u201cO.K. old man, I bet you don\u2019t have one that tastes like pussy!\u201d\n

The old man produces another peach very quickly and hands it to the driver.\n

He takes a big bite out of it, chews a couple of times, spits it out, and says, \u201cMan, this tastes like SHIT!!\u201d\n

The old man just grins and says, \u201cTurn it around!!.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The sign above read, \u201cWe have peaches that taste like anything and everything, guaranteed!\u201d The man thought about it, and decided to stop. He thought this has to be bullshit. So he approaches the old, feeble man behind the stand and says, \u201cSo, you have peaches that taste like strawberries and cream?\u201d The old man …\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":74755,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74754"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74758,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74754\/revisions\/74758"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}