{"id":74759,"date":"2024-07-29T14:26:29","date_gmt":"2024-07-29T07:26:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=74759"},"modified":"2024-07-29T14:26:57","modified_gmt":"2024-07-29T07:26:57","slug":"man-names-his-dog-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/man-names-his-dog-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Man names his dog \u2018Sex\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That\u2019s why there are so many named Rover and Spot.\u00a0 But, have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he\u2019d be cute and name his dog Sex?\u00a0 It goes like this:\n</p><p>One day, I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex.\u00a0 The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex.\n</p><p>He said, \u201cI\u2019d like to have one, too.\u201d\n<figure id='\"attachment_74760\"' aria-describedby='\"caption-attachment-74760\"' style='\"width:' class='\"wp-caption' aligncenter><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"wp-image-74760' size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/07%5C/The-Dog-named-Sex-funny-joke.png%5C%22" alt='\"Man' names his dog width='\"600\"' height='\"900\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/The-Dog-named-Sex-funny-joke.png' https: sizes='\"auto,'><figcaption id='\"caption-attachment-74760\"' class='\"wp-caption-text\"'>Man names his dog \u2018Sex\u2019\n<p>Then, I said, \u201cYou don\u2019t understand.\u00a0 She\u2019s a dog.\u201d\n</p><p>He replied, \u201cLook man, I don\u2019t care how she looks.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cNo no, I\u2019ve had Sex since I was 5!\u201d\n</p><p>He replied, \u201cYou must have been an early bloomer.\u201d\n</p><p>When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have Sex at the wedding.\u00a0 He told me I\u2019d have to wait until after the wedding.\n</p><p>When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved around Sex, he said he didn\u2019t want to hear about my personal life.\n</p><p>After my wife and I got married, I took the dog with us on the honeymoon.\u00a0 When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex.\n</p><p>She replied, \u201cSir, every room in the hotel can be used for sex.\u201d\n</p><p>I said, \u201cYou don\u2019t understand.\u00a0 Sex keeps me awake at night.\u201d\n</p><p>The clerk said, \u201cMe too!\u201d\n</p><p>When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.\u00a0 When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he grinned and said, \u201cMe too.\u201d\n</p><p>One day my dog Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me.\u00a0 I spent hours looking for that dog.\u00a0 A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at midnight.\n</p><p>I told him, \u201cI\u2019m looking for Sex!\u201d\n</p><p>My case comes up next Tuesday.\n</p><p>Now that I\u2019ve been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I\u2019m in counselling.\u00a0 My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was.\n</p><p>I said, \u201cSex has left my life.\u00a0 It\u2019s like losing a best friend and I\u2019m so lonely.\u201d\n</p><p>He said, \u201cLook, you and I both know that sex isn\u2019t man\u2019s best friend.\u00a0 Why don\u2019t you go get yourself a dog\u2026\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>That\u2019s why there are so many named Rover and Spot.\u00a0 But, have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he\u2019d be cute and name his dog Sex?\u00a0 It goes like this: One day, I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex.\u00a0 The clerk asked me what I wanted. &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":74760,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74762,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74759\/revisions\/74762"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></figcaption></figure></p>