{"id":74868,"date":"2024-07-30T10:09:03","date_gmt":"2024-07-30T03:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=74868"},"modified":"2024-07-30T10:10:17","modified_gmt":"2024-07-30T03:10:17","slug":"woman-gets-an-orgasm-every-time-she-sneezes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/woman-gets-an-orgasm-every-time-she-sneezes\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman gets an orgasm every time she sneezes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 in the first class section of a plane.\n</p><p>The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat for about 10 seconds.\n</p><p>The man finds the shuddering a bit strange, but decides to ignore it and goes back to reading.\n</p><p>A few minutes pass.\u00a0 The woman sneezes again.\u00a0 She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-74877 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/07%5C/9780916c-2130-4599-a473-2dd156cff604.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"600\"' height='\"600\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/9780916c-2130-4599-a473-2dd156cff604.png' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering, but eventually goes back to his reading.\n</p><p>A few more minutes pass.\u00a0 The woman sneezes yet again.\u00a0 She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders even more violently than before.\n</p><p>The man has finally had all he can handle.\u00a0 He turns to the woman and says, \u201cThree times you\u2019ve sneezed and three times you\u2019ve taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered all over the place! Are you all right?\u201d\n</p><p>The woman replies, \u201cI\u2019m sorry if I disturbed you.\u00a0 I have a rare condition: each time that I sneeze, I have an orgasm.\u201d\n</p><p>The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, \u201cI\u2019ve never heard of that one before.\u00a0 Are you taking anything for it?\u201d\n</p><p>The woman looks at him and says, \u201cYes, pepper.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>\u2026 in the first class section of a plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat for about 10 seconds. The man finds the shuddering a bit strange, but decides to ignore it and goes back to reading. A few minutes pass.\u00a0 The woman sneezes &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":74877,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74868"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74879,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74868\/revisions\/74879"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>