While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde.\n

So they\u2019re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it.\u00a0 After a long while, he climaxes loudly.\n

Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, \u201cSo\u2026 you finish?\u201d\n

Pleasantly surprised, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first\u2026 and this time completing the deed with even louder shouts.\n

Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, \u201cSo\u2026 you finish?\u201d\n

$\"\"$ \n

And again, after a short pause, she simply says, \u201cNo.\u201d\n

Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour.\n

This time, with all the strength he can muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and effort.\n

Barely able to roll over, he shakily reaches for his cigarette\u2026 lights it again, and then asks tiredly, \u201cSo\u2026 you finish?\u201d\n

\u201cNo. I\u2019m Swedish.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde. So they\u2019re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it.\u00a0 After a long while, he climaxes loudly. Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, \u201cSo\u2026 you finish?\u201d After a slight pause, she replies, \u201cNo.\u201d …\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":74934,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74932"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74935,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74932\/revisions\/74935"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}