A man sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili.\n
The waitress says, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, but the man next to you had the last bowl.\n
The man looks over and sees that the other man has finished his meal, but that the bowl of chili is still full.\n
He asks him, \u201cAre you going to eat that chili?\u201d\n
The other man says, \u201cNo, by all means, help yourself.\n
He pushes the bowl of chili over and begins to eat. It\u2019s delicious \u2013 the best chunky chili he\u2019s had in a long time.\n
When he gets about halfway through, his spoon hits something.\n
Surprised, he looks down and sees a d-ead mouse in the bowl and immediately throws up all the chili.\n
The other man says,\n
\u201cYeah, that\u2019s about as far as I got.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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