{"id":75020,"date":"2024-07-31T10:36:10","date_gmt":"2024-07-31T03:36:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=75020"},"modified":"2024-07-31T10:36:10","modified_gmt":"2024-07-31T03:36:10","slug":"the-priest-offers-to-light-a-candle-for-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/the-priest-offers-to-light-a-candle-for-her\/","title":{"rendered":"The priest offers to light a candle for her"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class='\"has-small-font-size\"'><strong>\u201cI\u2019m very sorry,\u201d says the priest. \u201cI\u2019m on a pilgrimage to Rome, and I promise to light a candle for you in the great cathedral.\u201dMary thanks him, and they say their goodbyes after speaking for a while.\n<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-medium wp-image-75021 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/07%5C/25-Culinary-Tricks-That-Can-Raise-Your-Cooking-Skills-to-the-Pro-Level-11-1-300x300.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"300\"' height='\"300\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/25-Culinary-Tricks-That-Can-Raise-Your-Cooking-Skills-to-the-Pro-Level-11-1-300x300.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p class='\"has-small-font-size\"'><strong>Five years later, the priest is eating supper when he receives a tap at the door. He opens it, and to his astonishment, it is Mary\u2019s husband, Robert. \u201cI\u2019m so glad I found you!\u201d he says. \u201cRemember the light you lit for Mary years ago? Mary and I now have two sets of twins and a pair of triplets, and I just discovered she is pregnant with quadruplets!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI\u2019m very sorry,\u201d says the priest. \u201cI\u2019m on a pilgrimage to Rome, and I promise to light a candle for you in the great cathedral.\u201dMary thanks him, and they say their goodbyes after speaking for a while. Five years later, the priest is eating supper when he receives a tap at the door. He opens &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":75021,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75020"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75023,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75020\/revisions\/75023"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></p>