{"id":75068,"date":"2024-07-31T16:13:24","date_gmt":"2024-07-31T09:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=75068"},"modified":"2024-12-20T09:32:34","modified_gmt":"2024-12-20T02:32:34","slug":"a-cow-an-ant-and-an-old-fart-are-debating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-cow-an-ant-and-an-old-fart-are-debating\/","title":{"rendered":"A Cow, An Ant And An Old Fart Are Debating"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='\"content\"' class='\"site-content' container clearfix>\n<section id='\"primary\"' class='\"content-area\"'><main id='\"main\"' class='\"site-main\"' role='\"main\"'>\n<article id='\"post-2451\"' class='\"post-2451' post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized>\n<header class='\"entry-header\"'>\n<h1><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-full wp-image-91126 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/07%5C/453537278_1016594723456562_3127126416837757428_n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"1024\"' height='\"1280\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/453537278_1016594723456562_3127126416837757428_n.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n<h1 class='\"entry-title\"'>A Cow, An Ant And An Old Fart Are Debating.\n\n<div class='\"entry-content' clearfix>\n<p><strong>A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.\n<p>The cow said,\n</p><p>\u201cI give 20 quarts of milk every day and that\u2019s why I am the greatest!\u201d\n</p><p>The ant said,\n</p><p>\u201cI work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that\u2019s why I am the greatest!\u201d\n</p><p>Why are you scrolling down? It\u2019s your turn\n</p><p>to say something\u2026\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-full wp-image-91137 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/07%5C/Screenshot-2024-12-20-093134.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"467\"' height='\"617\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Screenshot-2024-12-20-093134.png' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>If you are up to some good laughter, you are at the right place as the following story will surely make your day.\n</p><p>A husband and wife are at a church, listening to a lengthy ceremony. The wife can\u2019t help herself but fall asleep.\n</p><p>Her husband notices this and tries to wake her up by poking her with his finger.\n</p><p>As he touches her, the sermon asks a question about the gathering that had led the Israelites to freedom from slavery in Egypt. Startled awake, the woman shouts,\n</p><p>\u201cThe Almighty!\u201d before falling asleep yet again.\n</p><p>As the ceremony goes on, the husband pokes her once again just as the sermon asks about the one who had sacrificed for the forgiveness of their sins.\n</p><p>The woman, all sleepy says, \u201cJesus Christ!\u201d\n</p><p>When the sermon asked another question, her husband tried to wake her up for the third time now.\n</p><p>However, the timing didn\u2019t seem to be right as the question was \u201cWhat words did Eve speak to Adam after the birth of their last child?\u201d\n</p><p>At this point, the wife was angry at her husband for constantly poking her with his finger so she exclaimed: \u201cI swear, if you touch me with that again, I\u2019ll snap it in half.\u201d\n\n<footer class='\"entry-footer\"'>\n\n<div id='\"comments\"' class='\"comments-area\"'>\n<p>\n\n</p><div id='\"footer\"' class='\"footer-wrap\"'>\n<div class='\"code-block' code-block-3>\n<div data-type='\"_mgwidget\"' data-widget-id='\"1595294\"' data-uid='\"08b50\"'>\n<div id='\"mgw1595294_08b50\"'>\n<div>\n<div class='\"mgbox' card-media>\n<div class='\"mgheader\"'>The cow argued, \u201cI give 20 quarts of milk every day and that\u2019s why I am the greatest!\u201d\n<div>\n<div><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-75069 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/07%5C/452209005_885220500304500_772325186455818410_n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"1024\"' height='\"1280\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/452209005_885220500304500_772325186455818410_n.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p><strong>The Ant\u2019s Argument\n<p>The ant countered, \u201cI work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that\u2019s why I am the greatest!\u201d\n</p><p><strong>Conclusion<br>\nTheir debate showcased the unique qualities each brought to the table, leaving the question of greatness open-ended.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Cow, An Ant And An Old Fart Are Debating. 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