A man was sold a very cheap suit.\n
\u201cBut my left arm is much longer than my right arm,\u201d he complained.\n
\u201cThat\u2019s why the suit is so cheap,\u201d the salesman explained. \u201cJust lift your left shoulder a little, like this, and tuck the left collar under your chin a little, like this.\u201d\n
\u201cBut the right leg is too short,\u201d protested the customer.\n
\u201cNo problem,\u201d replied the salesman. \u201cJust keep your right knee slightly bent, walk like this, and no one will notice. That\u2019s why this suit is only $30.\u201d\n
Finally, the man bought the suit, raised his left shoulder, tucked the left lapel of the suit under his chin, bent his right knee, and limped out of the store and to his car.\n
Two passing attorneys noticed him. \u201cOh my God,\u201d the first lawyer said to the second, \u201clook at this poor crippled man.\n
\u201cYes,\u201d replied the second lawyer.\n
\u201cBut don\u2019t you look good in that suit?!\u201d\n
If you got a kick out this joke please be sure to pass it along to your family and friends!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A man was sold a very cheap suit. \u201cBut my left arm is much longer than my right arm,\u201d he complained. \u201cThat\u2019s why the suit is so cheap,\u201d the salesman explained. \u201cJust lift your left shoulder a little, like this, and tuck the left collar under your chin a little, like this.\u201d \u201cBut the right …\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":75097,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[370,1192,383,610],"class_list":["post-75096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes","tag-funny","tag-funny-joke","tag-funny-story","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75096"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75098,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75096\/revisions\/75098"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}