A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened.\n
\u201cGod bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Goodbye grandpa\u201d\n
The father asked \u201cwhy did you say goodbye grandpa?\u201d\n
The little girl said \u201cI don\u2019t know, it just seemed like the right thing to say.\u201d\n
\u201cWhy did you say goodbye, Grandpa?\u201d her father asked.\n
The little girl said, \u201cI don\u2019t know, Daddy, it just seemed like something I had to do.\n
The next day, Grandpa died.\n
Her father thought it was a strange coincidence.\n
A few months later, the father put the little girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this\n
\u201cGod bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and goodbye, Grandma.\u201d\n
The next day, the grandmother died.\n
\u201cWow,\u201d the father thought, \u201cthis child is in touch with the other side.\n
A few weeks later, as the girl was going to bed, her father heard her say\n
\u201cGod bless Mommy and goodbye, Daddy.\u201d\n
He was almost in shock.\n
She couldn\u2019t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to her office.\n
Nervous as a cat all day, he ate lunch and looked at the clock.\n
He thought if he could make it to midnight, he would be okay.\n
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day, he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch, and jumping at every sound.\n
Finally, it was midnight; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.\n
When he got home, his wife said, \u201cI\u2019ve never seen you work this late, what\u2019s the matter?\u201d\n
He said, \u201cI don\u2019t want to talk about it, I had the worst day of my life.\n
She said, \u201cIf you think you\u2019ve had a bad day, you\u2019ll never believe what happened to me.\u201d\n
\u201cThis morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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