He approaches the bartender and asks, \u2018What\u2019s with the money in the jar?\u2019\n

\u2018Well\u2026 you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and the keys to a brand new Lexus.\u2019\n

The man certainly isn\u2019t going to pass this up. And so he asks, \u2018What are the three tests?\u2019\n

\u2018You must pay first. Those are the rules,\u2019 says the bartender.\n

So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.\n

\u2018Okay,\u2019 the bartender says, \u2018Here\u2019s what you need to do:\n

First \u2013 You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in a minute or less, and you can\u2019t make a face while doing it.\n

Second \u2013 There\u2019s a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.\n

$\"\"$ \n

Third \u2013 There\u2019s a 90-year old lady upstairs who has never had sex\u2026 You have to take care of that problem!\u2019\n

The man is stunned.\n

\u2018I know I paid my $10, but I\u2019m not an idiot! I won\u2019t do it! You\u2019d have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila, and then do all those other things\u2026\u2019\n

\u2018Your call,\u2019 says the bartender\u2026 \u2018But, your money stays where it is.\u2019\n

As time goes on, and the man has a few more drinks, he finally says, \u2018Where\u2019s the damn tequila?\u2019\n

He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks\u2026 but he doesn\u2019t make a face, and he did it in fifty-eight seconds!\n

Next, he staggers out the back door, where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon the people inside the bar hear growling, biting, and screaming sounds\u2026 then nothing but silence!\n

Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped open and there are scratches and he\u2019s bleeding all over his body.\n

He says, \u2018Now where\u2019s that old woman with the bad tooth?\u2019\n

The moral to the story:\n

Listen carefully to the directions and don\u2019t trust your judgement when alcohol is involved!\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, \u2018What\u2019s with the money in the jar?\u2019 \u2018Well\u2026 you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and the keys to a brand new Lexus.\u2019 The man certainly isn\u2019t going to pass …\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":75169,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75168"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75171,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75168\/revisions\/75171"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}