There was an elderly couple who in their old age\u2026\n
\u2026noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor.\n
The doctor told them to start writing things down so they wouldn\u2019t forget.\n
They went home and the old woman told her husband to bring her a bowl of ice cream. \u201cShe said, \u201cYou might want to write this down.\n
He said, \u201cNo, I remember that you wanted a bowl of ice cream.\n
So the wife told her husband that she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. \u201cWrite that down,\u201d she said to him.\n
\u201cNo, no, I remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream,\u201d he said again.\n
Then the old woman said she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. She said to her husband, \u201cWrite that down.\n
Again he said, \u201cNo, I understand. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top.\u201d\n
He went to get the ice cream and spent an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes.
\nHe comes to his wife and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.\n
The old woman looks at the plate for a while, then looks at her husband and asks,\n
\u201cWhere\u2019s the toast?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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