{"id":75210,"date":"2024-08-01T13:56:14","date_gmt":"2024-08-01T06:56:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=75210"},"modified":"2024-08-01T13:56:21","modified_gmt":"2024-08-01T06:56:21","slug":"cabbie-and-the-nun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/cabbie-and-the-nun\/","title":{"rendered":"CABBIE AND THE NUN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He replies: \u2018I have a question to ask you but I don\u2019t want to offend you.\u2019 She answers, \u2018My son, you cannot offend me.\n</p><p>When you\u2019re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.\n</p><p>I\u2019m sure that there\u2019s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.\u2019\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-75211 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/25b057e90fa2124e1859e84cdb7ff94d.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1128\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/25b057e90fa2124e1859e84cdb7ff94d.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>\u2018Well, I\u2019ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.\u2019\n</p><p>She responds, \u2018Well, let\u2019s see what we can do about that: 1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.\u2019 The cab driver is very excited and says, \u2018\n</p><p>Yes, I\u2019m single and Catholic!\u2019\n</p><p>\u2018OK\u2019 the nun says. \u2018Pull into the next alley.\u2019 The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.\n</p><p>But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.\n</p><p>\u2018My dear child,\u2019 says the nun, \u2018why are you crying?\u2019 \u2018Forgive me but I\u2019ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I\u2019m married and I\u2019m Jewish.\u2019\n</p><p>The nun says, \u2018That\u2019s OK. My name is Kevin and I\u2019m going to a Halloween party.\u2019\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>He replies: \u2018I have a question to ask you but I don\u2019t want to offend you.\u2019 She answers, \u2018My son, you cannot offend me. When you\u2019re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I\u2019m sure that &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":75211,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75210"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75213,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75210\/revisions\/75213"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>