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\nOn his first day, he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around.\n
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection.\n
The woman notices his erection and comes over to him grinning sweetly and says, \u201cSir, did you call for me?\u201d\n
Barnaby replies, \u201cNo, what do you mean?\u201d\n
She says, \u201cYou must be new here;\u00a0 let me explain.\u00a0 It\u2019s a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me.\u201d\n
Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him toward her, and happily lets him have his way with her.\n
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Barnaby continues exploring the facilities.\u00a0 He enters a sauna, sits down and farts.\n
Within a few seconds, a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam toward him.\n
The huge man says, \u201cSir, did you call for me?\u201d\n
Barnaby replies, \u201cNo, what do you mean?\u201d\n
\u201cYou must be new here;\u00a0 it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me.\u201d\u00a0 The huge man easily spins Eli around and has his way with him.\n
Barnaby rushes back to the colony office.\u00a0 He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist: \u201cMay I help you?\u201d\n
Barnaby says, \u201cHere is your card and key back.\u00a0 You can keep the $500 enrollment fee.\u201d\n
The receptionist says, \u201cBut sir, you\u2019ve only been here a couple of hours;\u00a0 you only saw a small fraction of our facilities\u2026\u201d\n
Barnaby replies, \u201cListen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a erection once a year but I fart 30 times a day. No thanks.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
On his first day, he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection and comes over to him grinning sweetly and says, \u201cSir, did you call for me?\u201d Barnaby replies, \u201cNo, what do you mean?\u201d She …\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":75257,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75256"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75259,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75256\/revisions\/75259"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}