{"id":75349,"date":"2024-08-02T17:15:17","date_gmt":"2024-08-02T10:15:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=75349"},"modified":"2024-08-02T17:15:17","modified_gmt":"2024-08-02T10:15:17","slug":"a-scottish-couple-took-in-a-young-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-scottish-couple-took-in-a-young-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"A Scottish couple took in a young woman"},"content":{"rendered":"
She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn\u2019t\n
have a bathtub inside, although if she wanted to, she could use the outside tub.\n
\u201cMonday\u2019s the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts,\u201d she said.\n
The woman agreed to have a bath outside the following Monday.\n
After her husband had gone to the pub for his dart match, she heated the outside tub and watched the woman get undressed.\n
\n
She was surprised to see she didn\u2019t have any pubic hair.\n
She mentioned this to her husband when he came home.\n
He didn\u2019t believe her, so she said: \u201cNext Monday when you go to play darts, leave a\n
little early and wait in the back garden so you can see for yourself.\u201d\n
So the following Monday while the woman again got undressed and was getting into the tub, the wife asked: \u201cDo you shave?\u201d\n
\u201cNo,\u201d she replied. \u201cI\u2019ve just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?\u201d\n
\u201cOh, yes,\u201d said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl how generously endowed she was in the hair department.\n
The lodger finished her bath and went to bed.\n
Later that night when the husband came in his wife asked him, \u201cDid you see it?\u201d\n
\u201cYes,\u201d he said, \u201cbut why the hell did you have to show her yours?\u201d\n
\u201cWhy so upset? You\u2019ve seen it for years,\u201d she answered.\n
\u201cAye,\u201d he replied. \u201cBut the darts team hadn\u2019t!\u201d\n
She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn\u2019t have a bathtub inside, although if she wanted to, she could use the outside tub. \u201cMonday\u2019s the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts,\u201d she said. The woman agreed to have a bath outside …\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":75350,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75349"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75351,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75349\/revisions\/75351"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}